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Touch-lines – things to ponder

A new soccer segment brought to you by the Unholy Union (eat your heart out Poor Spoertsman).  Random musings about the progress of the blog, the team, soccer, and the world in general.

Who keeps finding this blog by searching for “Kyle Nakazawa Girlfriend”? I never once said girlfriend other than referring to this, but I still find this hysterical.  And the more I post this phrase, the more that person will find the blog again.  No such thing as bad publicity.

Was Kyle’s band any good?  I couldn’t get out to see.  Any demos / MP3’s?

Does San Jose Earthquake supporters do any chants to “You shook me all night long” ?  Should we make a mocking chant for that?

Whatever happened to the North Korean goalie from last year’s World Cup, especially after that blowout?  Whatever happened to that team!?

Where IS David Myrie? Limon FC in Costa Rica.  Thank you wikipedia for finally updating this, but is fishy because their wiki page doesn’t have him listed.

Will David Beckham have a bitching hangover from the Royal Wedding?  Will he play any worse than he has?  Some may argue he will play the same – poorly.

And on players we care about, will Orozco-Fiscal ever come back to us?

Will Fake Peter Nowak show his true identity?  Or will he just keep pissing in the wind?  Will he ever threaten me like he does Tannenwald?

Is there a conspiracy for Barcelona in every match?  Or is it just a little bit of Messi, and a little bit of the hand of God?  Or is it also because Ronaldo is just a little ****?

  1. Barca, Barca, Baaaaarca!
    April 28, 2011 at 2:25 PM

    Don’t be jealous of Messi’s raw skill and naturally ability to draw any foul, any time he wants.

  2. Kim Myong-won
    April 28, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    What are you talking about? I am still alive and happy in my homeland. Absolutely no threats have been made whatsoever toward my family or friends if I were to, say, ask for help. Or comment on an American blog. North Korea is #1!

    • djkw418
      April 28, 2011 at 2:35 PM

      Please note, both comments are from the same person named, solely for anonymity, dave.

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