Thinking back on the season as a whole, I wondered, “what happened to David Myrie?” The answer is: nothing. His wikipedia page (I know, even David Myrie has a Wiki page), last updated August 3rd, has him listed as a free agent. Still. You mean to tell me that not one club in the WORLD has a use for a player who recently turned 22?!?! THAT’S pretty damning right there. All we’re left with is Mr. Myrie showing us, and Steve Zakuani, what Soulja Boy Tell’em was talking about.
-Nick, the other .5 of Unholy Union
-Courtesy of Philadelphia Union facebook photos.