Week 9 MLS Picks – give me a goal
NY: I’m mailing this week in. I’m employing the coin-flip technique. I don’t know how draw is going to factor in to this. F*ck it, I just won’t pick a draw then.
DK: Isn’t that what we always do? Mail it in. to make it simpler (cause of timing) I’m going to match up with your matches.
NY: Chivas USA v Chicago Fire: I guess home team is heads, road team is tails, so here goes: Damn it, I don’t even have a quarter so I’m flipping a nickel, but anyway: Tails = Chicago wins. I like this method.
DK: Even though Chicago sucks, so does Chivas. It’s going to be sad that this game is close in any aspect, but Oduro is likely going to notch a goal in this one, it’s harder to tell what Chivas will do – but east conference teams always fail miserably on the west coast. 1-1 tie.
NY: Toronto FC v DC United: Flip #2: Tails, again. That makes sense. TFC doesn’t seem to play as well in league play as they have in their inter, and intra, national tournaments.
DK: TFC still can’t buy a point, and DC is on a tear, DC 2-0.
NY: Vancouver Whitecaps v San Jose Earthquakes: Flippity Flippity #3: Damn it, i dropped on the floor and rolled under my desk. Re-do: Tails, AGAIN! Eh, San Jose HAS been playing well. They scored 2 in beating Union Saturday, then come out mid-week and put a 5-spot on the board to get another 3 points. Sure, why not another win?
DK: I don’t like this match up only because I’m clearly picking San Jose… they’re good, who the hell knew. 1-0
NY: LA Galaxy v New Jersey Pink Cows: Flippity Floppity Floop #4: Heads! That means that this early war-of-attrition will be won by the home side! Sure! Why not?!?!?
DK: Weirdly, I dislike LA more than RBNY, and they’ve been doing much better than LA so far (only by one game). I’ll go with a 2-2 tie. Think NY could HANDle it? No, it never gets old.
NY: Seattle Sounders v Philadelphia Union: Dare I coin flip this? Sure, it seems to be working so well… Heads! This means that Union will take their second straight defeat. I guess I can believe that. That turf is weird, it’s an odd time (1:30pm local), and Freddy Montero might be too much for the Union to deal with. If these picks are correct, I’m keeping this nickel and flipping it every week, but if these are wrong, I’m going to melt the damn thing down so it’s no longer a coin. There’s a lot at stake for this coin, isn’t there?
DK: Yes we beat Seattle last year… Yes that field is atrocious. Yes my retinas burn while watching games in Seattle. No nothing good will come from this. Last year’s team was vastly different than this year’s team, and sadly enough – only one of those variations included Stefani Miglioranzi. The only upside to this weekend for me is seeing the Avengers movie after the game, I fully expect a loss of 2-1. I hope to god though that something FINALLY f***ing clicks with this team….